Fringe Festival 2019
It’s August again, nuts, I know. If you living in or around Edinburgh you’ll know that means it’s Festival and Fringe month! I’ve not lived in Edinburgh long, just coming up on five years now, so I still find this marvelous month a bit of a novelty – and honestly, I love it.
I make a point every year of trying to squeeze in some shows both with the kids, pals & Robin. We don’t always get to see as much as we’d like, but we try.
This year I’ve got a DOF [Day Of Fun] with my closest friends next week and still due to book something to take Oscar to.
For the last two years I’ve done a little round-up and thought I’d make it an annual thing, so here goes!
ADAM KAY: THIS IS GOING TO HURT (SECRET DIARIES OF A JUNIOR DOCTOR) @ edinburgh playhouse
So you’ve probably heard of Adam Kay by now… he’s a million copy bestseller and pretty much a household name… But I first saw him back in 2016 with his show ‘Fingering A Minor On The Piano’ (yeah, I know, bear with me…) and it was my shout out show of the year… years later it’s still one of the best I’ve ever seen. It was lighthearted, interspersed with witty songs and audience participation, and then BANG. The show did not end the way I expected and it genuinely left me a little bit shooketh. It was hard hitting and I’ve spoken about it countless times since… Which is exactly why Adam started touring this show – to educate people about Junior Doctors and the erosion of the health profession by a Tory government.
Since then, he has returned to the Fringe each year with the same show, now known as This Is Going To Hurt (Secret Diaries Of A Junior Doctor) after his book. I would still highly recommend this show, even if you’ve read the book. I’d go again!
Sidenote: Adam Kay is also a guest on James O’Brien’s recent ‘Full Disclosure’ podcast and I’d recommend having a listen if you’re a fan!
I cannot tell you how many people have recommended this show to me and I’m gutted that I don’t think I’ll be able to make it due to it’s short run (2nd-6th) but it’s one worth seeing if you can. One of the most important voices in Britain, Akala is a BAFTA and MOBO award-winning hip-hop artist, and writer of the Sunday Times bestseller ‘Natives’. In his show he will discuss important threads that run through his work. Remember, the Fringe isn’t all comedy and there really is some great stuff going on for everybody!
Cat Hepburn – #GIRLHOOD @ Gilded Balloon Rose Theatre
I’m going to see this next week and I’m buzzing. SO many people have urged me to go and it sounds right up my street – “Nostalgic, hilarious and heartbreaking, her performance deconstructs and satirises the milestones, conventions and pressures that girls and young women face” – what more could you want?
I’ll report back with a review soon!
Desiree Burch: Desiree’s Coming Early! @ the big cave
This is another show that have tickets for and I’m really excited after seeing Desiree’s stand up special on Netflix! I’ll report back with a review!
Lou Sanders: Say Hello to Your New Step-Mummy @ monkey barrel
This is a show I stumbled across when searching and really fancy getting tiskets having seen her on QI and the likes. “Loulie, AKA the face that launched a thousand dicks, examines conduct (in the media, baby), mental health (other people’s, I’m fine) and perverts (that one is mainly me, actually)”. I think I might try and get tickets to this to see with Robin, so if someone would like to come watch the kids for us – that would be grand! Thank you.
PS. this one is selling out fast, so don’t hang about!
Scummy Mummies @ assembly george square
Lastly, this is a show I’d love to see having followed Scummy Mummies on Insta for years and they never fail to make me laugh! Apparently their show is “Guaranteed to make parents laugh and non-parents happy about their life choices” – so ya know, it’s got something for everyone!
If anyone wants to see this with me – hit me up please!
Massaoke Mixtape @ assembly george square gardens
Frankly, this is my worst nightmare. Cannot think of anything worse. I hate karaoke, I’m sorry. It’s also way past my bedtime.
However, if you’re a crazy person that does like karaoke, then crack on, this is the show for you. It’s a mass singalong to your fave hits, mashups and more… and people RAVE about it, apparently it’s great!? I reckon intoxication levels should be high for this one to get the full experience…
Erth’s Dinosaur Zoo @ Udderbelly, Bristo Sq
For kids aged 3 and up, in this interactive show you’ll get right up close and personal with an amazing array of prehistoric creatures, from baby dinos to some of the largest carnivores and herbivores that have ever walked the planet! This is a show I think I might try and take Oscar too, as he’s got right back into dinosaurs recently (and is having a dino themed birthday party) so i think this would blow his mind!
THE AMAZING BUBBLE MAN @ UNDERBELLY, GEORGE SQ
We took Oscar to this when he’d just turned two, and I’ll be honest with you, tensions were running high and we were worried about whether he’d sit through an hour long show. We needn’t have worried – he was captivated from the moment it started. The lad is the world’s leading bubbleologist afterall.
We went for a second time last year when Oscar was 3 and Scout was 7 months and again Oscar loved it, and actually, even though Scout was really little she definitely enjoyed the sensory aspect of it. I’d recommend. This is a safe bet for most kids I think!
Baby Loves Disco @ the jam house
This is another safe bet for kids and if you fancy it, you should book soon because its only on for a five days over the Fringe and two are already sold out and last year I left it too late to get tickets. It’s really popular!
It’s brilliant family fun for babies, toddlers, kids as well as adults to enjoy some nostalgic tunes. Face-painting, chill-out zone, dress-up, selfie booth, crafts, healthy snacks, juice and more are also included in the entry price… oh and there’s a bar guys. ALCOHOL.
Valentina’s Galaxy @ Royal Botanic Gardens Edinburgh
The botanics usually do a decent kid’s event and this year it’s Valentina’s Galaxy: “an intergalactic adventure for starry-eyed 2-6 year olds and their adults. Inspired by women in space, this immersive performance captivates children and adults alike with a combustible concoction of experiments, rocket launches and stargazing.”
It sounds great! Plus, the Botanics is a great venue for kids as it’s easier for parking if you have younger kids (or multiples) and don’t want to be dragging them around the city centre and just want to be able to go to a show for a few hours then home… because let’s face it, with young kids, sometimes we want an easy life, and that’s ok!
Adult Content [but you can still take the wee babe along!]
I harp on about this but – did you know a lot of shows have a ‘babes in arms’ policy? Nope, me neither until last year!
There are hundreds or shows made for kids… but what about the shows made for adults? What if you’re a breastfeeding mother to a 6 month old baby and really wants to see a show?! That’s where the babes in arms policy comes in – a LOT of Fringe shows will allow a baby to come into the show free of charge as long as they’re under a certain age (often 18 months, or 2). Information on this is clearly noted on the ticket info page so watch out for it – a young baby does not mean you need to miss out on some Fringe Fun, and I’m sure their baby ears won’t be offended by anything rude, yet!
I usually buy tickets, mostly because I like to plan ahead and usually have people coming to visit for a day out, but you don’t have to for some shows ‘Pay What You Want’ policy on the door! Just show up, and if the venue isn’t full, you can just pay what you want and get in, so it could save you a fair amount. This is great if you’re looking for a last minute show to fill an hour before you meet pals or looking to save a bit of cash. Like I say, I’ve never done it, but could definitely be worth a shot, because I can honestly say I’ve seen a fair few shows over the years that I really wish I hadn’t wasted my money on – but that’s all part of the fun… I suppose.